No rules~except no sabbin(aint i a great farm?)

Things to make the military more efficient:
Tear-gas shaving creme
Rambo razorblade
T-bone steak bullets
Steak armor
Soup with bullets
Flamethrower cooking stove
C4 pillows
Rocket Combat Boots
Pistol Forks
Angry German commanders that spew confusing words at you to make you grow up and learn to survive on your own
Acidic Shampoo -BURN AND DIE with clean hair
Sniper Scope/Cup
Claymore Plates(or mines)
RPG(Rocket Propelled Geese)